Awkward Thanksgiving situations

Awkward Thanksgiving situations.
That moment when...

1. people ask what your thankful for and you come up blank.
2. you realize you forgot to pick up grandma from the airport and its -20 outside.
3. you completely burnt the turkey and now you have to tell everyone were going out to eat.
4. you're family thinks your a success in life and congratulating you when you have to tell them you got fired a week ago.
5. you completely ruin thanksgiving dinner by revealing that your pregnant and don't know who the father is.
6. you involuntarily gag when you try the food and everyone stares at you.

Have you had any awkward Thanksgiving situations? (#6 actually happened to me)

If you can't tell its a burnt turkey.

Christmas gifts that you should not give.

Christmas gifts that you should not give.

• Clothes that are to small for the person then they feel bad for themselves being to big to fit into them. 
•  Anything you got at a garage sale.
• A snuggie, why don't you just put a robe on them backwards its the same thing.
• Anything you knitted or made yourself especially clothes. I know its more specialized and you think your putting more love and thought into there gift but the fact is that that knitted sweater will be accessorizing there closet more than them.
• Only get them exercise equipment if they ask for it or there a guy that goes to the gym allot if not your just calling them fat or weak.
• Plastic sheets.....really?
• Don't give the person something to expensive because you will be down sizing anyone that can't afford to buy them something that nice and make them feel bad when you buy them a diamond necklace and your friend got them a coupon to bath and body works.